You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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