Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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