All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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