He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Do plants get herpes?
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