i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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