is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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