can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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