I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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