Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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