Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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