we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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