Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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