goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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