Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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