how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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