Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How naked do you want me to be?
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