The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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