it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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