Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
