Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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