im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Can't talk, ducks in the car
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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