at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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