i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Randomize
