So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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