He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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