Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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