I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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