ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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