I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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