it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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