Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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