Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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