sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Are we still banned from the library?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
