i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Never underestimate the power of titties
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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