I wish life had little blips of pornography
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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