You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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