She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
