Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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