In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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