And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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