Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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