he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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