HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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