she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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