Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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