wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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