Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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