How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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