people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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