not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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