how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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